'Keeping Up with the Kardashians' Recap: Kim's Flesh-Eating Disease

SO many things happened on Keeping up with the Kardashians last night! For one, Kim found out that she had psoriasis, which, um, HELLO, is a PROBLEM, because she earns a living by looking perfect and booking modeling jobs and promoting sneakers that give you a better ass, and she always has to reveal her legs because people pay her to convince us to buy things! And so she got really scared because who is going to hire her if all of her pictures have to be retouched because now she's got splotches all over her legs and it's disguuuuuuuuuusting!? After she learned she had psoriasis, Kim went over to her mother's office (because the doctor told her it was hereditary) and asked her mom if she herself had psoriasis, and her mom admitted that she had her first breakout when she was Kim's age! HAHAHAHA, good prank mom! How long were you planning that one, THIRTY YEARS?! Anyway, then Kim's rash got WORSE! In fact, it got so bad that Kim decided to Google psoriasis, and then Kim did exactly what all of us do when we Google something we have on our bodies: SHE CALLED HER MOTHER IN A PANIC and told her that her skin was so bad that she had to cancel the commercial she was supposed to shoot tomorrow because UNLIKE PHOTOS, VIDEO CANNOT BE RETOUCHED! UGH, right? RIGHT! Dammit genetics! Way to infringe on Kim's ability to make a living for herself!

Did Kim really cancel the commercial because of her psoriasis, or did she figure out that even makeup academy newbies can cover the cavernous holes up? Find out tomorrow when we put up our full recap

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